As I get older (because 21 is soooo old, right)?!
I'm kidding
I'm kidding
Anytime I go somewhere that I have to show ID, like signing up for a CPR class or getting pulled over, or places like work, the streets, the mall....
About 4 out of 5 times I get the crooked eye, raised eyebrow, 'yeah right I don't believe you at all' LOOK.
(Old Picture, from My dorm in CA)
About 4 out of 5 times I get the crooked eye, raised eyebrow, 'yeah right I don't believe you at all' LOOK.
(Old Picture, from My dorm in CA)People have come to the apartments, and asked if the apartment manager is there.
Um, I am the ONLY person in that office, sitting behind the desk.
Did you expect someone to come out from the closet, or from a file cabinet?
I went to sign up for a CPR class at THPRD.
I went up the GIRL at the desk and said,
"Hi, I need to sign up for a class but I don't have a current membership."
"um, how old are you?"
Well this confused me and I often speak before I think and started saying 18. Because that's how old you have to be to get a card. Then I said oh wait, just kidding 20.
That probably made me look stupid. Oh well. I got it anyway.
I went to Victoria Secret to buy roos and a new bra, (TMI haha)?
Checking out, the YOUNG LADY who could only be like 17 herself. Asked,
"Are you 18?"
Well OVER.
"Oh really? Well okay did you want to sign up for an Angels card?"
NO. becuase I hate coming here. every employees voice sounds so fake and high-pitched it hurts my ears and ask what panties i like (do you really care because I don't want to share), and you questioned my age. NO THANK YOU.
I got pulled over a tthe end of January, and the policeman asked me if I ever got a ticket.
Yeah like 3.5 years ago. Then he gave me that LOOK and asked how old I was.
YOU HAVE MY LISCENSE! DO THE MATH.
The newer people at Dairy Queen wonder what high school I go to.
They suggest I can't be older than 16/17/18.
Um, I am the ONLY person in that office, sitting behind the desk.
Did you expect someone to come out from the closet, or from a file cabinet?
I went to sign up for a CPR class at THPRD.
I went up the GIRL at the desk and said,
"Hi, I need to sign up for a class but I don't have a current membership."
"um, how old are you?"
Well this confused me and I often speak before I think and started saying 18. Because that's how old you have to be to get a card. Then I said oh wait, just kidding 20.
That probably made me look stupid. Oh well. I got it anyway.
I went to Victoria Secret to buy roos and a new bra, (TMI haha)?
Checking out, the YOUNG LADY who could only be like 17 herself. Asked,
"Are you 18?"
Well OVER.
"Oh really? Well okay did you want to sign up for an Angels card?"
NO. becuase I hate coming here. every employees voice sounds so fake and high-pitched it hurts my ears and ask what panties i like (do you really care because I don't want to share), and you questioned my age. NO THANK YOU.
I got pulled over a tthe end of January, and the policeman asked me if I ever got a ticket.
Yeah like 3.5 years ago. Then he gave me that LOOK and asked how old I was.
YOU HAVE MY LISCENSE! DO THE MATH.
The newer people at Dairy Queen wonder what high school I go to.
They suggest I can't be older than 16/17/18.
Ohhhhhh. But I can be.
One girl said, "Oh I used to work at the Aloha DQ"
My reply, "Oh I used to go there with my friends, I knew you kind of looked familiar"
Her reply, "Uh, I worked there like 3 years ago, you were prolly like 12."
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Do I really look that young?
I mean I guess it's cool for when I'm a lot older I might still look this young and beautiful...haha jk
but it's getting out of control.
I always thought I looked older too.
How sad.
Me, Not 12. Nor 17.
and I'm really missing my longer hair.... :(
2 comments:
You're going to love that when you're 40, I bet. And I too hate going into VS, they are annoying and have crappy service.
I second Hailey, plus they all have their boobs popping out. and um, I also know how all that sheesh feels. People look for my ring when I'm with Chris, as if he's craddle robbing a jr. high student or something.
Last year I went to a make-up counter at Macy's and this girl pulled the "Oh, I totally thought you were like 16." card. yeah that made me feel all special.
Just wait tell we get prego and people think we're Juno...Great.
hopefully we'll be wrinkle free at age 40!
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